PECKING ORDER
(circa 1996)
| V.P. of Conspicuous Consumption | V.P. of 32-bit Lawsuits |
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| V.P. of Cabalistic Numerology | V.P. of CS |
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| V.P. of Gastronomical Indulgences | V.P. of Entomology |
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| V.P. of Chaos Synchronization | V.P. of Corporate Image |
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| V.P. of Sales to Speech Impaired Water Fowl | V.P. of Pecking |
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| V.P. of Biotechnology Liasons, Western Division | V.P. of Vaporware |
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| V.P. of Garphic Arts | V.P. of Interstellar Affairs |
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| V.P. of Logic | V.P. of Cosmic Computer Experiences |
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| V.P. of Linguistic Enlightenment | V.P. of International Imbroglio |
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| V.P. of High Intensity Electromagnetic Radiation | V.P. of Laughter |
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| V.P. of Neurotic Tendencies | V.P. of Irreproducible Results |
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| V.P. of Archaic Musical Notation | Honorary V.P. of Tergiversation |
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| V.P. of Bodacious Bouffants | V.P. of Carbonated Cornucopias |
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| V.P. of Planning Obsolescence |
V.P. of Everything Else |
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